By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

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Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Black_Gothic_101 0

i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!

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DynamicDave 11

I'd give an arm for a woman like you! :P

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Anonnamus 0

Or your right hand? :p

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lizzfawnduhh 0

why the **** are you with him when he obviously is a freak for talking and checking out his mom!

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roryriddle 5

YDI for being an attention *****

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roryriddle 5

does grammar even matter?? ummm... no

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guckylynn 19

19, actually since men don't have boobs they act like a little kid discovering them every time. And 44, you have no reason to talk to snick like that. She is neither ugly nor a bitch, so get over yourself and stop putting others down to make yourself feel less pathetic.

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CallMeHush 0

I thing you should submit some pictures so this may be properly accessed.

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CallMeHush 0

I also •think• I should find my glasses so I can spell check a little better.

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Agree with CallMeHush. Also, OP are you dating a 27 yr old virgin by any chance? Think he showed up around here recently...

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