Intimacy: Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my...

By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Black_Gothic_101 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:30

i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!

Glennbert 1

Monday 1 March 2010 12:29

Time for a new boyfriend!

Comments

visitor_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:15

My god dickerdoodles... that post is rife with grammatical errors! You're supposed to be the grammar Nazi here?

Flamp1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:21

Grab his bollocks and squeeze them together

brownlace 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:23

dump him

CyrusTheBlue 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:28

OP is a retard and so are the people telling her to dump him. You deserved it for being an attention *****. Contrary to popular belief: sex is not the only thing on a male's mind.

inuyashagirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:14

true that scary black man

Googolman 29

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:42

I agree with 39. It is really annoying when girls think they are so hot and sexy and they expect the guys to drop everything and drool over them. Also it is annoying when a girl thinks that everything a guy says is code for sex. We all need some space every once in a while, and these people don't give us any.

shamille 5

Monday 1 March 2010 13:33

eww... but maybe you should've known I mean his name IS Oedipus...

ButterflyBaby 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:25

snickerdoodles, your ugly. and a bitch. you wouldn't know. take a hint :)

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 14:27

Maybe he doesn't just like you for your ****. Maybe he's your boyfriend because he loves your personality, your charm, your inner goodness and beauty. Maybe he loves you for your intellect, your soul and all that's uniquely you! Nah . . . he likes you for your ****.

alicia_was_here 3

Monday 1 March 2010 21:27

you know, maybe it is her intellect. anyone who sits and squishes his/her own boobies for 10 minutes without realizing he/she is being ignored could be considered an intellectual in my book any day.

peacegirl345 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:28

YDI for having to squish your boobs together for him to stare! people who aren't even my boyfriend stare at mine and I don't have to do anything.

roryriddle 5

Monday 1 March 2010 16:15

wow, full of yourself much?

honestlove11 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:45

yeah exactly, and who says you have to have small boobs to squish them? not that I do lol just sayin. I feel bad for girls with small boobs tho cuz people always point it out to them..