By MIND BLOWING - 20/10/2012 13:57 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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Kyouzou 15

Always look at the upside, your dick can now kill 99.9% of all bacteria.

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SenselessPattern 12

So close, yet so far. 2 people beat ya, but commendable attempt.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Would love to know OP's gender on this one

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TheFirstSamurai 18

I guess you could say OP was engaging in some good clean fun.

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Enslaved 36

"Don't use lube, use spit" -Jenna Jameson

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funky2525 14

Well, at least you're clean! That would hurt... A lot! But, you're clean

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asdfghjklana 9

Imagine how the girl you had sex with feels

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raraisbang 12

What if OP is the girl?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Then it would still be a FML. Who cares?

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gracehi 31

Gender! Why, oh why couldn't you indicate your gender! WE MUST KNOW!!!

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

safe and clean(;

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

29-that wasn't meant to be a reply to you..WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS!

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