By MIND BLOWING - 20/10/2012 13:57 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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ChapulinColorado 2

YDI for being drunk enough to not read the lable on the bottle

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mrsmaglietta 6

at least the burning sensation wasn't from an std

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The_Milfman 6

Atleast u killed any STDS u could have gotten

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The_F3rris 11

I feel bad for the unlucky girl who gets to douche out some hand sanitizer later.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Holy shit. I'm so sorry.

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bethrocksya 9

This FML would be way worse say... if we found out OP was a girl and she also found a used condom in the sheets....?! 0.o Either gender, this still has to be one hell of a painful experience!

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natalia32710 8

Maybe it will kill the stds

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Darkmagic666 9

I worry about the person you slept with too

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Techtacular 0

Good lord. Who ever was on the receving end is going to have a VERY painful awakening.. Unless that was you, OP. Than I'm so sorry for you right now.

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