By MIND BLOWING - 20/10/2012 13:57 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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charvisioku 22

It gives a whole new meaning to baptism of fire :/

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

I don't even know the real meaning of that

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jamza 10

Had there been a sex health inspector, at least your deli would be a sanitary work environment

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Nothing like waking up with a hangover, freaking out trying to figure out why your genitals are on fire, and then freaking out some more from the realization that the burning sensation was from hand sanitizer... Sounds like the party was tons of fun!!

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techchef 6

Am I the only one who flinched in pain just THINKING about this?

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mimiminx 23

Your sex is on fire?

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EMTchic 14

Is everyone just assuming that OP is a guy ??? Cuz on my phone it doesn't say whether OP is a guy or a girl . . .

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jlperry31 10

wouldnt you or the other person have notice when it the dick didnt go in the hole as easy. seems like who ever was taking it would have noticed right off.

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