By MIND BLOWING - 20/10/2012 13:57 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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Inciter 33

That sounds painful. Maybe you should keep them in separate places.

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PhishloverA 14

You were just trying to clean your penis OP it's okay. If you're a girl then the guy you had sex with was just cleaning his dick

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gmc_blossom 21

At least OP didn't use glue as lube.

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acetheone 8

don't you mean genital sanitizer op? lol you're lucky it wasn't worse, f your life.

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DuRpY 5

Perhaps it's your hand's way of practicing safe sex. And yes, that is an insinuation.

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pakalyps 2

You are taking safe sex practice to a whole new level my friend.

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athlete1990 4

I'd bet that wouldn't still burn in the morning but good story op.

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kofeinisti 6

Where in the post did it say it still burned in the morning? OP probably saw the sanitizer bottle on the nightstand and put two and two together.

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saffy66 34

My friend's boyfriend reached for the toothpaste once instead of the lube - she said it was pretty damn painful too.

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jim_bolicious 4

should be thankful it wasn't Bengay, Rub a535, or Tiger Balm

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