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By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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philtheawesome 0

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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HannahForbesxo 13

Save up and buy your own then, it's not hugely expensive. YDI.

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supermankisses 1

not old enough maybe?

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

I hate when shit like that happens.

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mulanie 0

you should some how "accidentally drop the bottle " and have it break in front of her.

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HannahForbesxo 13

She'd probably realise that it didn't smell of vodka when she cleaned it up.

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smartypants96 3

i guess. YDI for not thinking it through OP

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tona01 16

put a little pure alcohol in the bottle, that way mixed with the water and whatever vodka it's left with, it will reak of alcohol with vodka

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

sorry, I commented on the wrong fml. FML.

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smartypants96 3

'accidently' drop the bottle that way you just tell her you knocked it over on accident?

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pink_raindrops 26

If you drop, and break/spill a bottle of vodka the smell would be so strong lol.

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smartypants96 3

new idea. break the bottle, throw it away and tell her you cleaned it up before she got home.

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rileynautumn 0

I highly doubt that the bottle would break by accidently dropping it. vodka bottles are made to withstand alot of drunken stupidity. they're tough.

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Mxpxdude189 0

Should have thrown it away. she probably would've forgot about it

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death008 0

I don't know how the base ball flew into the liquer cabinet..............

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

hide the bottle and play stupid it's your best bet. If she doesn't know you drink it might work.

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chili10 18

"so the vodka just got up and walked away?" -mom

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

If she gets that suspicious op is ******.

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nixter5 18

how does the mom not tell the difference between the water and vodka?

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EmmyTheElephant 5

your profile pick looks familiar is that the GT hornets-gloucester township?

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nixter5 18

no, it's the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets.

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emmiep1011 7

why are you expecting people to feel bad for you?

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