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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By exalia - 07/05/2012 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML

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By Motorless - 08/09/2017 01:30

Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:10

I bet they don't have cars....

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:27

When they ask you for a ride, tell them no. Explain that you don't want to embarrass them by allowing them to ride in a girly car.

Sleekhope 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:46

Congratulations on your car. As long as you are happy with it, enjoy. As for those who cannot join you in your happiness-well you just came to know who all they are. Helps when you are bonding with new people.

Zx6r 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:52

dump the Vw get a motorcycle!

lizamaphone 6

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:59

I hope this is sarcasm. Neither I or any girl I know like when guys have girly cars.

Drclino 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:01

Do those come standard with a ****** or is that an add on option? Lol total chick car!

evilcartman 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

it is a girl's car, but better than the bus.

ilovelife_01 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:12

My husband loves VW.. And I tell him the same too..

rety1 13

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:15

okay now, build the engine.. they won't think it's a girls car when you can leave tread marks at highway speeds purely from acceleration...

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:57

Well geez, if you were buying the car for them, you should have asked them what they approved of first! It's your car, not theirs. So who cares what they think?

teahee 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 17:04

There is actually a lot you can do with the car, base it does look kinda wimpy, but if you put the right set of rims on it, and a meaner paint job, it can look more menacing. Just google images of other cabrios for inspiration. Good luck OP