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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By exalia - 07/05/2012 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

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By Motorless - 08/09/2017 01:30

Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:10

I bet they don't have cars....

Comments

raymanbrint 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:18

Your FML should be, "Today, I realizes it took me a year to save up for a 9 year old car."

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:30

Well the joke is ultimately on them. It's not a girls car..... it's a hairdressers car!

xJRich5 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:30

tweety122888 you are one fugly b!tch.

Rick_S 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:32

Two ways to respond to this. First: "I know it's a girls car. It's for all the girls who'll be driving with me!", or second: "I know it's a girls car. I figured I'd be giving you girls so many rides, I'd need one."

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:22

WIN

123jeff456 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:42

It is!

perdix 29

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:42

You should **** all of your friends' girlfriends/wives just to show them that while you drive a girly car, you are really a macho non-gay manly man. That'll teach 'em to laugh at you, Sugar Buns ;) ! If you are such a limp-dick that it matters what your friends think, why didn't you ask them about what car to get during your year of saving up?

LSheehy 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:46

I'd SO do a guy in the back of his Cabrio. VW love! ...okay, maybe not IN the cabrio, space would be a mite tight. Perhaps next to it.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:00

Umm size does matter. That's why girls play with themselves using their "middle" finger. (:

doggone456 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:03

are there seriously boy and girl cars..anyways don't listen to ur friends be proud of the car, u paid for it with ur own $. :)

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:08

Dude are you driving your wife's car? No? That's yours? Really? Put some of those hanging balls on it, to man it up. Or do they only do that on trucks?

perdix 29

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:11

Sourgirl, they're called Truck Nuts. If you put them on a car, they'll hang too low, drag on the ground and give off sparks -- kinda like mine do during sex! ;)

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:22

Sparks you say? I bet it's like the 4th of July when you get busy!(: Was that a Roman candle going BOOM!? BTW your mind is crazy! The things you think of is truely amazing.(: Can't help but to jump on the band wagon.