By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

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Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML
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amiemariej 0

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

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Alexandriamuahh 0

aha suckz 4 u !!! :p

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bswole 1

heres some advice dont be a dick and expect to get what you want

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kombucha_fml 8

that is so mean! and "hoping for jealousy" is not THAT bad

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Not THAT bad???? Wow! You have so much to learn about what a mature relationship is ...

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nswan 5

is he already assuming you're gonna sleep with him?? if so, do it.

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Ninjafriends 1

You sound like an awesome girlfriend. You're a b*tch and you're bad in bed? You'd be better be rich and a good cook.

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