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By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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amiemariej 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

hateplow 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:04

win. jealousy games are weak.

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Alexandriamuahh 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:09

aha suckz 4 u !!! :p

thelastavailable 13

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:11

exactly what I thought

bswole 1

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:22

heres some advice dont be a dick and expect to get what you want

esosi 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:25

wow

dmantheplaya 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:35

thats what you get biotch.

kombucha_fml 8

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:49

that is so mean! and "hoping for jealousy" is not THAT bad

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:12

Not THAT bad???? Wow! You have so much to learn about what a mature relationship is ...

nswan 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:59

is he already assuming you're gonna sleep with him?? if so, do it.

JShoopman 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:10

ydi

ritchgirl1 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:38

LOL

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:12

You sound like an awesome girlfriend. You're a b*tch and you're bad in bed? You'd be better be rich and a good cook.

40ozToFreedom 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:13

#3 best response ever!

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