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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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DangerousBabee 0

That's why ur supposed to cover ur mouth when you yawn :P

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yohaun12 3

that one is completely on you. next time you'll cover your mouth.

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22jrdn55 15

YDI for not covering your mouth when yawning!

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fuckedlikeaho 0

thirty fifth! oh well. we swallow what....8 bugs a year on average in our sleep? i don't know....i read some statistic along those lines somewhere. sucks nonetheless

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Addddam 0

YDI. Should've covered your mouth for the yawn. Spider can't have been that big for you to not have seen it anyway.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Maybe it was an especially long yawn, and he had his eyes closed during it while he was walking? Not everyone keeps their eyes open when they yawn =p

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PICKLESTICKLE 0

YDI for having to yawn, and also for not covering your mouth when you did.

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blueem2 0

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL! YOU'RE NUMBER 40.

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blueem2 0

YDI for being a fag and sucking dicks. That's why your mouth opens so wide while you yawn. Ass douche.

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Mikayla82ca 0

Why would you talk about your mom that way blueem2? That's so sad.

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blueem2 0

Get a ******* sense of humor. I dont understand why people treat this ******* website like a discussion forum to argue about everything everyone says.

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