Miscellaneous: Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning...

By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By honorstudent - 13/05/2010 02:18 - United States

Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML

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Tehalon 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 14:17

Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.

fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 14:13

and no one bothered to correct him either? that's harsh.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:42

huh i guess people with bad eyesight dont really mix well with people that look fked up and shit and in this case...a big fat bald guy or ugly witch (thats how i imagine ALL principals) with bad eyesight and a girl with a tendency to give of the impression of having a penis....both of which are...really...retarded

Kirri_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:06

I'm a lesbian with a thing for good looking reverse traps, so I wholeheartedly approve of your style. You're probably smoking hot- it's ok :)

Steph1234_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 6:57

What a dbag.

crusader8463 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:04

happens to me all the time only in reverse. i'm a guy but my man boobs/gay sounding voice makes people think i'm just a fat girl. Thats why i have grown a beard. So now they think i'm a fat bearded lady but don't risk it and say sir.

nam2012 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:05

i amsorry man hahahaha

TheRedPhantom 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:35

someone needs a new hair due. I'm sorry.

sixtimessix 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 3:31

I bet you 50 bucks op looks like Harry potter

emo_devon 11

Monday 21 June 2010 9:27

wow........that's.....pretty stupid of the principal.......don't be upset about it though, it happens, even to people that do not look ANYTHING like the opposite gender. I'm a dude, and I've been mistaken for a girl before, even with short (for a girl) hair, and I dressed like a guy. It's hilarious when I see that dumbfounded expression on people's face when they're corrected XD