Kids: Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic...

By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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Gangsta

By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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Free money glitch

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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I can't deal with confrontation

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 06:00

Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML

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Flustered

By Tygastyle - 23/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 20 July 2012 18:57

I can see a very good life coming from this kid. Maybe not a legal one, but a rich one none the less.

Mariebaz 11

Friday 20 July 2012 18:58

Why did you allow your son to bring a gun- even a fake- into a bank in the first place?

Comments

nickolascronk 3

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:23

Your fault for so many reasons

betterdaysahead 14

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:42

to much sponge bob lol

jasonstackhouse 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:43

Bad parenting.

rockurheart 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:43

Note to self: never bring kids to bank.

corruptedlol 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:46

No signs of intelligent life..

shamonie22 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:01

It's your fault for allowing him to play with a toy gun! YDI

ganjaone 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:03

Damn bastard!

sacredeye73 11

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:24

In light of what happened in Colorado this morning, why the f*ck would you let your lid out in public with a toy gun. No taste, no class, no brains.

MrMeaner88 3

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:58

What does a shooting in Colorado have to do with anything in New Zealand?

Krulin 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:36

Because American problems are totally the number one priority of someone on the other side of the planet.

NayrGuy 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:09

The teller is not dim-witted, I would have done the same, in the world live in today, I wouldn't doubt anything.

tianna914 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:23

That was childish.... On the bank tellers part! Young children say that all the time and I doubt that was the first time it happened to him/her! They were just looking for a scene

Levvy 22

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:17

I want you to try imagining yourself telling the family of someone who was shot by an underage kid, "Hey, they should have assumed it was impossible!" Try it. Just run that scenario through your head.