Work: Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left... - FML

By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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tttron 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:21

that is DISGUSTING

Peroxide 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:01

I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"

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ThreadingFate 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:54

FYL, poop is shitty.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:51

It isn't the first time there hasn't been paper in those damn rooms!

cheerchick4life 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:28

wow that's nasty

LALALALagirrl 1

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:23

LMMMMMMFAOOOOO, ooh that suckks, At least it wasn't diarhea:)

twiddleFig 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:29

LLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO! sorry that was me ;)

shortcakecate 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:52

i was in a dressing room at peebles one day.. and some big huge fat chick was in a room two doors over. .and she was like farting up a storm and like moaning.. and i walk out looking disgusted and she looks under the door and laughed at me.. im like WTF? she looked like she was 40 too.. people are weird as hell

captain_soggy 0

Friday 11 December 2009 6:26

Hahahaha that sucks, but the image of some morbidly obese fart monster leer from under the door with chewed up Frito's dribbling down her chin just made me laugh. I went to a JC Penney dressing room once a few years ago and found a huge turd on the floor. It was disgusting. Maybe some people just get turned on by ******** in places that are not toilets.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:30

that's fat people for you

mopho 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:39

wow, reading that made me go seriously WTFFF the worst thing is that i can picture--and smell!--it

LemonStarship 5

Friday 11 December 2009 3:25

Looks like you had a shitty day :)

killogic 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:49

sucks your lets homeless people in?

bubblygal18 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:02

I work on a military recreation base and something really similar happened. We have to go clean the gym, and we discovered that someone was peeing in the trashcan next to the water cooler. It continued all summer long. Finally we put up a sign reading, "Attention patron urinating in the trashcan, you are now being watched" along with security cameras on the walls. People are so gross.

offroadrescue 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:45

sounds like a.. crappy day

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