Miscellaneous: Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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You deserved it 88

By NVflood17 - 17/01/2017 08:00

Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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You deserved it 97

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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optimusprime0069 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:28

fire up the boat!

Nick_1993 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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blinkingstarlet 15

Friday 27 May 2011 0:36

I have to admit... I literally loled when I read this. haha but I agree with the others saying be glad ur home still stands.

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:56

whoever put YDI is a dick, that sux balls man :(

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:58

whoever put YDI is a dick, that sux balls man :(

LukeeRamljaakk 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:02

bear grylls ?

b0ss42nine 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:21

bust out some floaties and a snorkel!!

annact 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:28

WTF?! 103 say you deserved it?! (they're losers. YLS)

MovingOn09 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:31

is this rocksprings? that's the worst town ever

mckinneymacy 2

Monday 18 July 2011 11:02

your stupid. glenrock is obviously the stupid town!

vip3r20 8

Friday 27 May 2011 1:41

declare your own country xD

docdizz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:44

so what, check out this toaster, it makes eggs too

mrbattleman 10

Friday 27 May 2011 1:49

claim the freaking land! a new island is hard to come by these days, so if you find one, name it after yourself!

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Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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