By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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valuemeal2 1

Sucks, but... who the hell spends that much money on a single date? Geez.

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demons_dreaming 0

This is EPIC!! i'm saving this one and showing to my friends.. might even Facebook it. thanks for the laugh. You must be from Arkansas...

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quaggledoo 0

Incest is Wincest

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tyler1 0

well after spending that much money its time to suck it up and pretend its alabama

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coopdogga 0

LMFAO #164 Ydi, you probably should have figured it out in two months, for all you knew he could have been a total creep.

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haulkeel 0

So did you still go on the date?

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humpty_dumpty_fml 0

why not? just put a rubber on it >.< later you can adopt an african kid XD

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xxdani 0

too good to be true....

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whereisbob_fml 0

ur a retard to spend that much on looks.... only retards care soely on looks...

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pinkfakecheez 0

@ #98: Poor you. :( @ OP with consideration of post #41: Oh dear. Well, that's online dating for you.

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