By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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assineyen 0

My question is how the hell did they manage to make you pay 50 for the mani/pedi. My asians are never over 25. And well, sucks. Thats why I'll never do online dating.

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Kellayy 0

Uhm and you never asked for a picture of the guy?! wtf?

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Oriina 0

... You never asked for a picture or a name before meeting up with the guy? You spent $530 on a /blind/ date ... The cousin part doesnt' faze me in the least, but ... *shakes head* Did you realize he was your cousin right off the bat or did it take talking about your parents or something? That's what you get for only knowing 'em for 2 months..

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maggiewalters 17

congrats on being a *****! not even know the guy and ready to put out!

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That's a lot of money to spend on a stranger. And by stranger I mean you didn't even know his name or what he looks like.

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Calicobeard 0

Using an over-used and annoying commercial gimmick: FAIL.

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exthalion 0

For everything else there's mastercard. I truly hope they make a commercial about that

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DankJemo 0

hahaha... This sort of thing actually happens?

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darthlaurian 0

You paid $300 for a cocktail dress? Wow.

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