By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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dearladydisdain 0

That's not too bad. It's even legal to get married in some states. ;) But seriously, the cousin thing doesn't even bother me.

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bandgeekforlife 0

Why the **** would you spend that much money on a first date with a person you have never met and have only "known" for 2 months?! Absolutely retarded, everyone knows how uncertain internet dating is. And i'm not even going to go near the cousin part...as people have pointed out, you are just absurd.

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JcJavo 0

haha, thats a funny one.... Sorry bout that, stuff happens, if anything, you should laugh it off, be happy your sort of reuniting with your family, and ask him if he has friends, haha Im sure you'll find another use for the dress. Its only "FML" worthy if you make it so...

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such_is_life_fml 0

There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's fmylife.com :D

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LuvPink 0

LMAO HAHAHAHAH what an idiot. you've been chatting with this person for months and never thought to ask him his name?!?! wowww

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audiogasmic 0

Oh my godddd epic fail. See, this is my ultimate fear, being adopted. Which is probably why I've mostly dated non-white guys, or white guys with very obvious, very extreme different backgrounds than me (i.e. im' dating a german guy and i have no traces of german anywhere in me)

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princess243 0

WHY THE HELL WHO YOU SPEND ALL THAT MONEY FOR A DATE?!?! WTF!!!

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yellow_fml 0

To the people that who are criticizing her use of the dollar sign, the OP used it CORRECTLY! The $ sign goes before the numbers, not after! So #13 and #34, maybe you should go back to school to fix your dyslexia.

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twiles 0

If you ever decide to spend that much money on a date, it should be with a guy you've already met.

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