By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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thedharmabum 0

i agree with Ugrashrath, u didn't even bother to ask for a last name? and you spent 350 on a first date?!

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guitardedman 0

ydi.... who spends that kind of cash on a blind date? dumbass. also, word it like a FML not a mastercard commercial.

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afreen 0

its ok u do know that in some contries an cultures marrying ur cousin is ok haha an i am serious =)

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GrapefruitZoe 0

My boyfriend's mom's parents are cousins, and he's perfectly fine and so is she. In fact, I love that woman. Seriously, if you really like him, don't worry about it!

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Kitty34_fml 0

Meeting someone you met online? You deserve whatever happens to you. That is one of the most dangerous things a woman could do.

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twilighter_644 0

nice, dating some random dude 4 like 2 months w/o ever seeing his face? well at least try 2 make the best of it, laugh it off and try 2 hang out wit ur cousin.... if u can. and hey, at least u got nice style

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skladek 0

I'm so sick of the Mastercard theme. It has been done to death.

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GeekFairy 0

Well, hey. You've still got the dress and shoes, and I'm sure you enjoyed the mani/pedi and getting your hair done. Make the best of it. xD

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dearladydisdain 0

That's not too bad. You can even get married in some states. ;) But seriously, the cousin thing doesn't even bother me.

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