By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
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TMramrod 15

That's enough internet for today.

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YBae 27

I guess using laxatives with your medication isn't recommended...?

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djTrikhster 4

At least you don't have to go for a prostate exam.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

If you don't want or can't take meds, papaya works as a natural laxative.

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phreaker913 21

dealt with this a couple weeks ago. stool softeners are your friend

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olpally 32

Ayyyyyyy... :( no Bueno. So ******* nasty. Yikes...

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trucker2 33

Oh damn, I'm wearing rubber gloves.......paint tray, roller I'm good.

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jmagd781 16

use stool softeners.... better than fingering your butt hole

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MRSwick2525 23

Maybe talk to your doctor, Emergency Room, stool softners, laxatives, fiber along with plenty of water may help a bit, fruits, green leafy vegetables help regulate you once you go. Any of these are better then what you are currently going through OP.

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