Miscellaneous: Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, we've hit day 4 with no hot water in my apartment. Today is also day 4 of the office insisting that the plumber is "on his way". My neighbor just got arrested for screaming at them. Looks like we'll be entering day 5 soon. FML

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By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00

Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

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By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

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Sunday 3 March 2013 12:07

Have him "figure it out" in the shower.

sacrosanct2 23

Sunday 3 March 2013 12:08

So what did you choose? I had to have a freezing cold shower in Canadian february and it was terrible but I can't imagine skin-blisteringly hot would be any better..

Comments

pbol9876 6

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:23

Take bath instead the hot will cool

breberry304 27

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:27

Run a bath with the hot water, wait until it cools down. Solution.

perdix 29

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:30

Just put some baby powder on your smelly spots and you'll be fine.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 4 March 2013 4:55

I thought that only worked on clothing? I got it all wrong, THIS MEANS NO MORE SHOWERS FOR ME!

Jewlz1162 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:39

Fill the tub half cold, half hot

KilljoyForTMRW 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:43

If you're really unable to fix it, why don't you just run a hot bath, then let it cool down?

jgriff79 23

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:47

Turn down the thermostat on your hot water heater. The hot water will not be so hot.

BostonBear 33

Sunday 3 March 2013 15:51

i would start looking around for a good plumber and get a few estimates, you can usually get a good deal

heyhooker 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:04

Fill the tub half and half or a bucket if its a stand up shower (like your camping) oh call a plumber just going to cost you more in the long run trying to do it yourself

Spazz420 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:29

Run a bath moron!!!

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:35

Just book a real plumber and tell your husband to shut up, he doesn't know how to fix it otherwise it would be done by now, so get a professional to do it.