By asthmasucks - 19/09/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 224
You deserved it 3 589

Same thing different taste

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When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.

use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer

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ohJeeznotme 7

Didn't you pay attention in preschool? 9-1-1

Asthma, definition: LOOK IT UP My little brother periodically suffers from an Asthma attack, generally it is caused by something, but sometimes it just happens, for no apparent reason at all, it's considered a disease for this reason, one way that almost always causes an attack is going from a hot to cold of visa verse environment rapidly, like when you walk into the movie theaters in the dead of winter and they have the heaters blaring, likewise, any environment that causes stress on the body can cause an asthma attack, on a hot day, one is much more likely to become exausted from playing, or even just being outside if it's hot enough, and depending on the severity of the case (which differs very largely from person to person) that can be all it takes to cause an attack. Pawning off any prescription medicine can be easy if you know the right people, almost all of them, including inhalers, can be used to make drugs, or as a drug by themselves, that's why you can only get them via prescription.

Ha when I read this I thought of the TNA wrestling tag team, Beer Money, Inc.

If my dad did that, I'd call CPS on his ass so fast he wouldn't know what hit him. That's called child abuse, and it IS illegal. You're also not allowed to sell/distribute prescription drugs, so he has committed another offense on that front. Bastard should be in jail.

this is bullshit who the hell pawns an inhaler??! not even a crackwhore! inhalers aren't worth anything!!!!

They use inhalers to make meth and other drugs. FFS, people, that's why the shit is prescription.

bugmenotmofo 34

I don't normally comment but there are alot of idiots in this thread who think they know english http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deadly 1. causing or tending to cause death; fatal; lethal: a deadly poison. 2. aiming to kill or destroy; implacable: a deadly enemy. "tending" "aiming" you don't have to actually die for something to be deadly. It just has to be capable of killing you. Anyone with an IQ above 5 should know that. As long as the Asthma attack could kill the OP it was a deadly attack. First legal example I found http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/weapons/self_defense.html "Florida law defines deadly force as force that is likely to cause death or great bodily harm." Note "likely".

You know, most inhalers just blow air. It's a placebo effect and a successful one at least. So, you just need a goddamn brown bag or something.

Wow, are parents that sick these days that they don't care about their kids? FYL

Brujah81 0

So i will assume asthma isnt real if the drugs arent real .. will remember that next time i am intensive care....