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i hope you don't get too many calls a day!
That sucks. Hate prejudice. FYL
This reminds me of the Catherine Tate "screaming woman" sketches.
Weird is when you're walking around work and see the senile 85 year old man pissing in a sink because he's too lazy and really don't care to walk to the restroom. That was slightly weird, but understandable.
I see that daily.
If that's her real picture... She's a hot blonde -and I don't usually think any blondes are hot, I'm more of the Asian loving type-
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I wouldn't want to be in the same room as you during a fire drill.
It's probably because of that time you worked for a phone sex line. There was one guy who was so perverted you hung up on him after calling him a pervert. He then kept calling you back after tracing your number. You were so afraid, till this day, you are still scared of picking up the phone... I have a wild imagination.