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It's okay, my dog gets scared every time she hears my phone vibrate
Why did you take a receptionist job if you jump when phones ring? More importantly, why does it matter that they think you are weird already? The way you stated it, they would have figured it out eventually
That will result an inefficient work performance from her. Too calm too lazy.
U mad?
Just don't be alarmed if the number of phone calls received goes up. It's probably your boss in the other room; he's filming you freak out.
Well, it is weird...
You shocked your co-workers too. Chain reactions.
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I wouldn't want to be in the same room as you during a fire drill.
It's probably because of that time you worked for a phone sex line. There was one guy who was so perverted you hung up on him after calling him a pervert. He then kept calling you back after tracing your number. You were so afraid, till this day, you are still scared of picking up the phone... I have a wild imagination.