Intimacy: Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 14:53

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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That'll do it

By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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ImSparkly 9

Thursday 8 December 2016 22:01

Did he at least say bless you?

Super_manic 1

Thursday 8 December 2016 21:56

Is your boyfriend's name Christian Grey?

Comments

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Friday 9 December 2016 0:04

So then ask him to stop- don't expect him to be a mind reader or pick up on hints and you really don't get to be upset about it if you didn't communicate that anything was wrong. He might have thought that you were enjoying yourself.

Kristoffer 35

Friday 9 December 2016 1:16

At least you didn't chip the bone.

manofmerr 27

Friday 9 December 2016 9:26

Im assuming you know which fml you're commenting on, so ha. if not, shame on you for tricking me.

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 9 December 2016 1:37

Sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 9 December 2016 4:15

And there you have the facts of sex.

GreedyGreedo 10

Friday 9 December 2016 2:07

well hey

pjsr 32

Friday 9 December 2016 2:48

"What's a mood?" - random person with a penis

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 9 December 2016 4:27

Painful sex. Spouse doesn't care.... I mean, he's getting his right? That's seems to be all that matters. Yes, no, stop... Just words! FYI life OP, and welcome to mine daily. FML too.

polsen4273 8

Saturday 10 December 2016 1:03

Sex is painful to you daily? Please explain.

torrea 19

Friday 9 December 2016 4:53

This FML made me laugh so hard.

tehlandbear 1

Friday 9 December 2016 10:02

not all heroes wear capes

FMZiggy 22

Friday 9 December 2016 11:23

Did you sneeze, or did you "sneeze"? because if it's the latter he might have thought it was part of the show...

faifai_fml 21

Friday 9 December 2016 21:11

I gotta know--did you just start wiggling around, or did you actually say "ow, stop"? Because if you didn't actually say anything, I really can't blame the guy.