Miscellaneous: Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an...

By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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Drenched

By Charlie - 12/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML

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By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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lilikawaii 6

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:22

You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!

gertie630 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:29

no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.

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yankee_lovrXXo 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:45

perm?? wtf

lovemexhateme 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:47

OH MY GOSH. I would murder that guy if he did that to my hair AND my phone. FYL OP. I feel so sorry for you. :( However, next time you should just straighten your hair at home, its cheaper and it still stays straight for awhile. As for the phone, keep it in your purse/pocket next time its raining. . .

DevilWearsPrado 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:49

^^ agreed perms are gross no offense or anything but the chemicals smell sick.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:58

I thought it said sperm, at first.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:01

At least she got wet.

kikiss_j 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:02

umm how do u put flick

usmcbunny 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:02

YDI for caring about appearance so much, that you actually went out and got an "expensive" perm.

opalitepetals 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:22

really? since when is it so terrible to want to look nice. FYL for having nothing to look good for, 54.

breakingdawnxx3 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:03

So, only people who are slutty or insecure can get a perm? What if they're going to a wedding or IN a wedding, or they're tired of straight hair and want curly? You're ignorant.

michigan4life 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:05

awesome

katplayer 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:08

Yeah, OP? I was out hiking in the Palisades when the downpour hit. It took a good ten minutes of walking through the rain to get to shelter. I was soaked. :(