By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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aardvarkish 16

A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...

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orangesodaftw 0

Sucks to be you, OP.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

In Soviet Russia, police rear-end YOU. (Seriously though, folks, that is what we call a True FML.)

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sourgirl101 28

I rearended a police car once. He pulled right out in front of me. It wasn't my fault. The city of Miami paid me $3000 for my little scratch but when I got the police report (3 wks later)the cop lied on the report to cover his ass. I didn't fight it 'cause I already got my money. Some cops think they are above the law.

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gasbreakdipdip 0

ya this one time I got a ticket for crossing In the cross walk when the red hand was flashing and I still made it across in time. I was like wdf you ass hole cop. I even asked for a warning but he said no

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sourgirl101 28

Sucks, so how much was your ticket? I bet just paying it was better than fighting it in court and taking time off of work.

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lets_be_ian 5

Well, at least you didn't just admit that you had a drinking problem and were swerving all over the road like the dip shit in that FML a few days ago. see, it could be worse... you could be a moron to boot.

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Tiffonay12 0

were you drunk?

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mydesire 5

dang! that really sux.. good luck wit that

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kroms001_fml 0

ydi for not trying to escape and drive away.

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mommacov 0

Does anyone besides "softballer" (with no pic) have trouble deciphering whether I am male or female?

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lets_be_ian 5

I have no clue what you are talking about, because I cannot find other comments about you. However, I could be wrong but you seem very much female to me going by your pic. And by the way you look and seem very mature for a 10 year old.

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mommacov 0

Hahaha, it was in an earlier post about grandma being brutally honest....I was just wondering whether I needed to change my pic....I'm 25, it was a reference to Prince, or the symbol, or whatever he goes by these days:)

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lets_be_ian 5

I get it now... As in tonight we are going to party like??? not so obvious

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aardvarkish 16

A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...

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lostfaithinpppl 19

YDI for being a bad driver. We need fewer people like you driving out there.

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