By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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rogueangel9 4

and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.

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awardZu 0

If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.

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jewfro311 0

So? He's only two. He really doesn't .understand yet an it's your job to teach him

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nightmare33 0

Aw Snap!! You just got poned. To make matters worse, it was your 2 year old son lmao

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mad_hatter0666 22

I feel your pain. My son reacts almost the same way. lol kids.

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smhansen92 0

shoulda decked him back and sent him to his room crying. that's good parenting!

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Namenlos_fml 20

Well what'd you expect for bossing him around?! People don't stand for tyranny, unless there's something in it for them.

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Britbrat628 0

that's what u get 4 asking 2 year old 2 clean up his toys

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julieseattle 4

Hope you hit him back so he knows how it feels. Sounds mean but tough love!

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Ace782 0

hope you knocked him on his ass

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FarSide 22

Take the little ******'s toys away after beating his ass.

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coolhwip_cheez 2

punch him back. With an oven mitt. That just came out of the oven.

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