By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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missababgaga 19

Here's a solution... give him both!

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m3lyc 18

What's Assasins Creed? Ok I'm joking, I know what it is but I can honestly say that I'm a man, don't own any of the trilogy and have no intention to. I do own a PS3 and have a few games but I mostly use it for Lovefilm, iPlayer and DVDs/Blu Rays. It annoys me that we live in a society today where someone can't decide between a night of love making or playing a stupid video game. if it was me, I'd be taking your clothes off right there and then.

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white16sox 19

Funny that you'd call it a trilogy when there are 5 games in the series. AC1, AC2, ACBrotherhood, ACRevelations, and now AC3.

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m3lyc 18

Shows the little knowledge I have and how much I care more about family and friends than games.

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Likian5 26

Tough decision, indeed :/ I feel his pain.

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PhishloverA 14

At least that means he wants to have sex with you. Split the night half and half. Maybe the first half Assassin's Creed, then the next half sex. Eh?

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ultra_notorious 26

Got his priorities wrong, getting play is always option #1!!!

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TheWorkingMan 7

Rule #1 : NEVER give the man a decision that involves a new game that deserves to be played

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guemarez 9

If he was that torn, your skills in the bedroom are obviously lacking.

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Patch1313 8

either the game is really good or the sex is really bad. I'm sure it's the former though! although I'll admit it's sad deciding between sex and a game

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white16sox 19

Pretty fun game. Story mode takes a long time to complete.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

You know, just because he couldn't decide doesn't mean he didn't want to spend time with his girlfriend. I bet if she asked, she could play Assassin's Creed with him.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

For some reason, the comment posted itself twice, and the second one didn't appear as a reply to the comment it was supposed to? Sorry about that.

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mizteri 1

As a girl. I'd have a hard time choosing as well. But I'd choose the game...

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