Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin"....

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By Jaided_Genetics - 17/08/2016 04:20 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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thefranks 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 23:50

ahhh makin love in the bakery

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 23:53

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

Comments

illmatic2 16

Friday 5 November 2010 0:36

YDI for thinking a guy would actually want a puppy-dog name like that.

zp5 4

Friday 5 November 2010 0:55

well...can he?

FML858 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:57

All you people who said "ydi fatass" or loose wieght your an idiot, you dont have to be fat to have muffin top, it just happens when you put tight jeans on Idiot.

Grell_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:43

There would not be a period between "You don't have to be fat to have a muffin top" and "It just happens when you put on tight jeans, idiot."

Moo_Horse 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:55

******* GRAMMAR NAZIS GO GET A USEFUL HOBBIE OR TAKE A WALK IN A ******* PARK. STOP CORRECTING GRAMMAR SENSLESSLY AND ENJOY THE WEBSITE GOD

yusaku02 20

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:39

Moo_Horse: The spelling is hobby, not hobbie

vzdevil 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:31

^^ nice

jakeisawake 3

Friday 5 November 2010 0:59

Are you stating that Love Muffin is now an icing licker? ... Her muffin top couldn't have been that bad to suddenly turn gay.

perdix 29

Friday 5 November 2010 1:03

Buy some pants that fit, Fat-Ass!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Friday 5 November 2010 14:32

There are these things called sizes..

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 5 November 2010 1:13

Your comment GMH.

funzcpl 0

Friday 5 November 2010 1:28

good come back from your man though. next time ask if you can call him "big dick daddy" instead

iheartglasses 0

Friday 5 November 2010 1:40

Yup yup this is funny :) And although you may not like your muffin top, most guys find it cute. Just dont wear ridiculously tight jeans in the hips. Hard to find that happy medium :( Thats why I enjoy pregnancy lol I get to wear stretchy waisted pants!

celtics734 2

Friday 5 November 2010 2:46

false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! most guys find it disgusting, because it is. Buy pants that fit or get more fit

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 5 November 2010 18:04

Most guys find muffin tops cute? Is this a result from polling the male population in the world? Where are you getting this idea that MOST(which is a majority) of men find that attractive?