By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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KingDingALing 9

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

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TempestRain 0

maybe he's heard the term but doesn't know what it means?

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andacondakiwi 11

or maybe OP has a muffin top?

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afroninjashuffle 0

ok I don't get it appearantly.I took it as ur the top to his muffin, as in you ride his dick when u have sex most of the time. but I'm wrong I guess Simone explain this to me please

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KasCiaYr 0

That is what I thought too. But I'm not an English speaker so I assumed thay are right, or.. we are just way too smart here!

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Phoenix1023 3

it's a term to describe when belly fat spills over the waistline.

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ImFreeFalling 0

I think he was just messing with you about the muffin top thing. Maybe he didn't wanna be called Love Muffin so he said the first thing that came to his mind to express his dislike for the name. He wanted you to see it from his point of view. So YDI for overreacting.

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awkwardturtley 0

Ugh...did a video for a class..I was the only girl so they decided I was the mom and my options were to call my 'son' love muffin, or have 4 idiot 8th grade guys(this was 2 years ago) goof around the whole time, so we failed the project....worth a large percent of our grade -.-" it actually ended up hilariously stupid but we had to show them to the class.. ha to be in 8th grade again :P

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andacondakiwi 11

I'm sorry, but how exactly did this relate at all to the fml?

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jakymoon 0

lol the love muffin part :)

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gshawns 0

hey you dang woodchucks!, quit chuckin' my wood!

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jocelyng_fml 0

he's probably joking cus if he had a problem with that he wouldve broken up with you op

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SugarBaby983 0

Who calls their Boyfrand "Love muffin"

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