By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
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loveandzombies 0

Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

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poopooface 0

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

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lightmylamb 0

Ah, #30 is using science! All other arguments are moot!

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metalyoshi9 0

littlemuffet, you're the one who said that it's sad to think of yourself "lucky to have a significant other who actually wants to **** us." I'm not making up anything here. You're the one classifying yourself that way. I'm with the people that think the OP wasn't thinking straight. What kind of questions are you asking? Even if you think you'll be number one, why the hell do you want to know the other four? >_>

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emikonaito 0

Honestly, i think you're right. I probably don't understand much of a situation, but what is with all these comments on the site being debates? Some people are joking, some are just jerks, everyone has to learn to get over it! Its not like commenting against someone will teach them some life lesson that you guys believe in.

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metalyoshi9 0

And 31/34. I've got a hint for you. It tends to be difficult to detect sarcasm through a monitor reading the words of a person you've never met.

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Wonka_fml 0

#27 - Don't worry. I understand your joke, but that song is just horrible.

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AntiChrist7 0

1. stupid question 2. you choose your boyfriend, if he is an ass: your on fault. YDI

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littlemuffet 0

If you're being sarcastic, why are you so insistent that I realize that I'm a raging sex-addict?

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metalyoshi9 0

I'm not. It's your own words that brought that upon yourself. And I'm speaking clearly, but apparently you are just joking. So alright, not calling you a sex freak. Just that your comment made it seem that way. End of conversation?

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littlemuffet 0

Sounds good. And to let you know, I AM seeking counseling for my nymphomania. Thank you for your concern.

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lebreex 0

There's nothing wrong with your nymphomania, littlemuffet! You just have a healthy appetite. I wish I got as much as you. :DD

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