By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 722
You deserved it 56 591

Same thing different taste

Top comments

gemmaiscoolguys 5

I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.

Comments

kaycol 8

Remember, your significant other still has to deal with their sex drive. Blue balls are never fun, and can be physically distracting.

witchdoctor1 9

And painful. I think all guys have been BBd once or twice. It is unimaginable ladies.

Good thing he has that other hand then.

Women actually get a version of "blue balls" and it's in out most sensitive part too...

LeoCor 19

Yeah woman do have their version of blue balls too... however I don’t think the rare occasion of blue balls will ever beat my days in bed in agony because not even pills can help my cramps and back pain.

perdix 29

A one-handed massage is more annoying than anal . . . or so I've heard.

mimiminx 23

Most men I know have never complained about my one handed massage...

Not even remotely relative or witty, simply just not funny at all. That goes for all of the over 17,000 of your other comments too.

But the thing is, we know who he is. Who the hell are you Mr. 5 comments?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

110, if we wanted your opinion, we'd ask for it. I, quite frankly, am enjoying this comment thread.

Right, I really do wish I was more popular on FML. Too bad I don't have the time to comment 17,000 times.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I needed your permission.

dr_snow_bear 29

Don't like it when the shoes on the other foot do you?

Maybe you should have just let him part the red sea...

If you have never had anal it can be painful, especially if your partner thinks that one is just like the other. IT'S NOT.

GSpotMach 8

tru dat, but on the flipside of the coin, it can be nearly as pleasurable as vaginal intercourse if you take your time and do it right! (for BOTH genders, mind you.)

187- well i didn't wanna talk it up too much ;P i've had very good experiences with it with my husband though! but in -my limited experience- it's best with the help of a toy to keep the ****** occupied as well. innocents: cover your eyes!! haha.