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Get yourself a real man.
awwww playful couple
Remember, your significant other still has to deal with their sex drive. Blue balls are never fun, and can be physically distracting.
Good thing he has that other hand then.
Women actually get a version of "blue balls" and it's in out most sensitive part too...
Not even remotely relative or witty, simply just not funny at all. That goes for all of the over 17,000 of your other comments too.
But the thing is, we know who he is. Who the hell are you Mr. 5 comments?
Right, I really do wish I was more popular on FML. Too bad I don't have the time to comment 17,000 times.
I'm sorry, I didn't know I needed your permission.
Maybe you should have just let him part the red sea...
...Don't we all?
If you have never had anal it can be painful, especially if your partner thinks that one is just like the other. IT'S NOT.
tru dat, but on the flipside of the coin, it can be nearly as pleasurable as vaginal intercourse if you take your time and do it right! (for BOTH genders, mind you.)
187- well i didn't wanna talk it up too much ;P i've had very good experiences with it with my husband though! but in -my limited experience- it's best with the help of a toy to keep the ****** occupied as well. innocents: cover your eyes!! haha.
Well, actually, you have three...
Both of you are in the wrong, here.
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I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.