Love: Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:57

That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.

zahra_786 19

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:59

Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.

Comments

ShitHappen_fml 15

Sunday 16 November 2014 12:36

When will scumbags stop putting the blame on being drunk?!

DenverTyrrell 13

Sunday 16 November 2014 12:37

It doesn't matter how drunk you get if your engaged you shouldn't think of having sex with anyone but your dad is funny XD and right

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 16 November 2014 13:55

The lack of a comma makes this comment pretty disturbing...

nemcali 34

Sunday 16 November 2014 13:39

Hey people everybody makes mistakes. He's sorry and hopefully learned his lesson! Either you keep it to yourself and spend the rest of your life trying to be the best husband ever or you tell her and let her decide. Good luck

FrancoMC 5

Sunday 16 November 2014 13:52

Don't do it! That's what my father said. to not get marry...

DariaPines 8

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:06

Well,OP feels terrible about it.He probably truly loves his fiancé and everyone makes mistakes.It happens,At least it didn't happen after you were married.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:16

At least you didn't have a one night stand after you had already gotten married. This way she can leave you easier.

ktessitore 5

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:20

Using being drunk as an excuse for cheating is an extremely childish thing. Grow some balls man up and take responsibility for what you did. Be a real man and fess up and beg your fiancé for forgiveness. As for talking to your dad about it ... Even more of an asshole thing because now your fiancé will be embarrassed that your family knows! Time to grow up op!

sammieshortcake 15

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:27

I'm so over people blaming their inability to be loyal on being drunk. Drinking loosens up your inhibitions but you still know what you're doing! I hope the poor girl finds out before you waste any more of her life.

maxmaidment 11

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:38

If only you were a girl you could say you were raped!

Nikki_Shay 4

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:47

Wow. You should man up and let the "wonderful lady" go so she can find somebody worth her time. Cheating is not acceptable. If you can't even manage to be faithful to somebody you made that kind of commitment to than you are lower than scum.