By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML
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lexiieeex3 32

That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.

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zahra_786 19

Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.

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ladyg228 15

If you think she's so wonderful better come clean and own up to it like a man and not blame the alcohol

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fantasyworld 37

People need to quit blaming alcohol on their mistakes, just own up to it.

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Yallrsmepussies 2

That was just your dad saying you made a mistake in a tough love kind of way. I'd let this go, pretend it never happened, and go your merry way. And to all those who are saying he shouldn't blame alcohol: He was drunk, he was in an intoxicated state and made a mistake, you all are trying to be uber-menschs and tell him it's not alcohol's fault but his; but you all just sound like pretentious ***** and are blowing his situation out of proportion. If you were in the same situation you'd understand that it's not anyone, not alcohol's, and that you couldn't control your actions in that state. Please, all of you seriously grow up and see these things happen in life and not everything is rainbow and ****.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Yalls...it's called Being An Adult. If you make stupid decisions when drunk and don't know when to stop, you don't drink. Doing dumb stuff when drunk is an excuse the first time you drink. After that, the believability of the excuse falls off dramatically.

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limabeans101029 20

Being drunk is not an excuse to cheat. I've been drunk and never done anything of the sort. If you honestly can't stop yourself from doing things like that when intoxicated, then you shouldn't be drinking. It IS his fault. It's isn't hard to stay faithful if you really want to be in the relationship.

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itooamscrewed 10

So you're telling us to grow up because we don't get drunk to the point we "can't control our actions"? You need to grow up if you think "I was drunk" was any excuse. Do you also feel bad for people who drive drunk, smash into people, and kill them, because they were drunk?

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jthmtwin 16

With that kind of statement it seems like anything some one does while drinking isn't their fault, like raping some one (male or female victim) or domestic violence, or drunk drivers who kill people in crashes. Yes, what you said is it's not their fault blame the drink.

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smithv171 17

If you can't control yourself, you shouldn't be drinking because that is no excuse. You don't deserve her.

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flowerpowergirl 10

Well, we know where you have it from. Your dad is as much of a dick as you. Tell her, she deserves better. And drinking is no ******* excuse!

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itooamscrewed 10

Break up with her. She doesn't deserve to be with someone who will screw someone else.

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shepp626 11

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree it seems. If you can't be faithful you shouldn't get married, she can and will take half your stuff and be completely justified. Also go get tested before you give her a nice STD for her troubles.

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chickadee21721 1

I actually want a follow-up. I want to know what OP decided to do and what happened.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Well, guess we know where you got your attitude towards women from. Tell her NOW, beg for forgiveness, and expect to get dumped. If you're normally a great guy and this is totally out of character, you might be forgiven. Also, get your ass tested IMMEDIATELY. And hope to hell you aren't going to be a daddy in 9 months. Hint: if you do stupid stuff like that when you drink, you don't get to drink anymore. Pick which is more important, beer or your fiancee. FHL :(

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skittyskatbrat 19

Oh, and let her know what Dad said, too. If she's going to have a Monster In Law, it's one of those things that ought to be known before the wedding. That way (assuming you work through your assholishness and she doesn't ditch your cheating ass) you can decide as a team how much to include/exclude him in your lives and how you should both react to future dick moves of his.

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Madrias 36

Dipshit. First, Alcohol only lowers your inhibitions. It doesn't make you do anything, so quit blaming that for your one night stand. Realize the true problem is yourself, and deal with it. Second, own up to it. Tell her. She'll find out one way or another, and you really, really don't want it to be on her terms. If you tell her and she leaves you, you deserve it 100%. If you tell her and she chooses to stay with you, consider yourself a very lucky **** and keep your pecker in your pants unless she wants you to use it. Third, go get your dumb ass tested for STD's. That way you don't infect whoever else you decide to ****. Fourth, if she decides to stay with you, for whatever reason, you damn well better keep yourself under control. Don't be shocked if this comes up every time there's an argument, and when it does, give up. You've lost your right to argue. And fifth, grow the **** up. If you're so shit-faced that you feel you can blame alcohol for your infidelity, crawl out of the bottle. Your "wonderful lady" deserves so much better than you. Cheaters are lower than dirt in my opinion.

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