Love: Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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Sunday 16 November 2014 8:57

That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.

zahra_786 19

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:59

Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.

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megryan08 11

Monday 17 November 2014 4:23

Sounds like you shouldn't get married. You'd be doing yourself, and her, a favor anyways..it's awful.

Chiroptera_Man 10

Monday 17 November 2014 4:38

If I were her, I'd leave. Personally, I think beating or cheating can't be forgiven. :/

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 November 2014 4:43

Next time don't drink as much or not at all

BellinaNico 15

Monday 17 November 2014 5:16

Anyone that goes and gets drunk and can't retain the self control to keep it in his pants is NOT ready for marriage. Best advice you'll get.

ezrajab 22

Monday 17 November 2014 5:18

How could you do something like that? You should be ashamed YDI

JustAHuman123 3

Monday 17 November 2014 5:35

Definitely must not be ready for marriage OP. Being drunk/Alcohol is never an excuse for things like this. As an adult, we should be able to retain self control! In my opinion, (coming from a female), you should most definitely be honest with her and explain what happened, but do not use the "I was drunk excuse". Ladies don't handle that well.

Ilikepie82479 20

Monday 17 November 2014 5:54

Just be honest, it'll work out

mimi_tenten 19

Monday 17 November 2014 6:31

Wow, just tell her the truth and leave her. That wonderful lady deserves better.

harley1077 9

Monday 17 November 2014 7:08

he probably means when you get divorced because she found out you cheated on her.

sturschaedel 27

Monday 17 November 2014 7:15

So that he can lighten his conscience and leave the hurt, pain and difficult desicions to her? If it was a truly regretted one time thing move on and never tell a soul. Oh, and never get drunk again. If it's not, break up and give her the chance to find a man who won't betray her.