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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:57

That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.

zahra_786 19

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:59

Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.

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AirBusDriver 23

Monday 17 November 2014 1:22

Not cool. YDI

wolfgirl1331 4

Monday 17 November 2014 1:22

You are a piece of shit and your fiancé deserves much better than your sorry ass tell her the truth so she can go be with someone who actually loves her. If you cared at all you wouldn't have slept with a ****. Nothing worse than a cheater but your posting and FML oh poor you! You accidentally put your dick in another woman while your girl no doubt waited for you at home! F her life hope she finds some one amazing and you die a lonely old man

wolfgirl1331 4

Monday 17 November 2014 1:45

[email protected]

JonBall 17

Monday 17 November 2014 2:07

You're ******* scum OP, the number one reason people don't believe in marriage anymore.

caleb_ohs 8

Monday 17 November 2014 2:24

It kinda is true because in most divorces the woman gets a lot of money from the man like his 401k or social security. Usually if the woman divorces the husband and gets mad then she will run up credit card debt and the man has to pay for it. I've seen it happen many times in my family and to others.

DenBriZel 31

Monday 17 November 2014 2:24

Wow... That's horrible parental advice.

crandel 11

Monday 17 November 2014 2:30

He's right, you know. She will get half your stuff, and divorce is basically inevitable at this stage. Break it off now, best for both of you.

EffyFails 18

Monday 17 November 2014 2:50

YDI so hard OP no excuse tell her she'll find out in the end and then she will divorce you, hope she does take half your shit fu

noralutter 10

Monday 17 November 2014 3:37

wow YDI. I hate when people use being drunk as an excuse. Tell your fiancée and then work to regain her trust. If things have any chance of working out then work to become the man she deserves and not a boy who would cheat on his girl.