Maybe they didn't necessarily mean that she smells bad. There's a girl at my college, she never smelled bad and you can tell she showers every morning because in the morning her hair looks really nice, but like 4-5 hours later in the afternoon it looks really greasy like she hasn't washed it for a while... But I agree that they should have told her about this before instead of making up stupid codes and embarrassing her...obviously they're not true friends.

Haha, Plexico, I think you're the one with problems here. But it's a good thing because you're ******* hilarious.

Imagine how clean she could have been if she spent all those hours washing her stank skin instead of further annoying other people....

plexico, you're ******* awesome. i love your comments.

Oh, Intoxicunt, you're on to something, but you don't know the half of it. I suffer for my art. ;)

I think one of those chemical decontamination baths will do the trick.. its suppose to remove deadly viruses and chemical weapons. But, you might want to buy your own seeing as how the flowers and grass around you shrival as you walk by, i will dub thee Pumba!

holy shit, best comment. "steaming, odoriferous ****" - i will be committing that to memory. thank you. OP - I knew a girl like that in middle school, she took dance classes with me, and afterward the teacher would have to open the doors in the dance studio for a couple hours to get her stench out. then we'd have to give her rides home.... jesus I almost invested in a gas mask. So, no excuses, wash your dirty ass. I can't believe you wouldn't be too embarrassed to actually post this story on the internetz.

Thank you, but I have to defer to another one I read here a few days ago. The topic was something that might arouse you and one guy said if he saw it "I would beat my junk like it owed me money." That's yet another great phrase to commit to memory. More useful than "Ode to a Grecian Urn."