Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:29

Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:42

I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.

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Lolbrittany 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:49

shower hoe. >:U

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:13

YDI for having greasy hair. In all places. :O

DeadMansCrack 4

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:19

If you do shower regularly, then FYL. There are some people who just smell weird even if they shower all the time. If you're a dirty hog that never showers, then YDI.

killloneliness 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:23

NNAS

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:35

I bet your twat smells horrible.

happyvalleygirl 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:46

I bet you go to Michigan **** MICHIGAN

Lilllly_1316 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:16

GOOOOO OHIO. :)

Bullshet 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:46

Kind of childish friends for making up a code for it instead of just telling you.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:02

Hurryup and shower girl. Girls are supposed to smell all fresh and flowery. Then again girl stink is a whole different kind of stink compared to boy stink. And I'm not even talking about Auntie Flo stank either.