By Tallow101 - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
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XCarCrashHeartsX 0

Dang, man that's ****** up.

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Doopliss 0

Well, that is a reasonable question, you are putting your life at stake...

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Einstein714 0

greedy bastards, by the way my friend got 100,000 when her son got killed in Iraq

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Loving parents

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andlifesuxagain 0

Tell them nothing... you can assign your benificiaries.. give it all to your dog and have in the instructions to be living at a animal sanctuary.

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owlowl 0

i have to say YDI for joining ... what did you expect? you're risking your life.

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PandaPornography 0

wasn't this already posted??

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Haliwali 0

Hehe, I can sorta relate. I enlisted in the Navy last month (I had an FML about that, but not for the reason you'd guess) and my mom spent months trying to stop me. My dad, on the other hand, is ex-army, so he's been cracking joke of a similar, though less morbid, nature.

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War_Machine 0

Good for you, joining the military was the best thing I ever did (even thought I am still in training to become a pilot)

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HotSauce_fml 0

If youre retarded and choose army or marines, id ask the same thing. If your asvab is higher than 10 youre over qualified for the 2 branches mentioned above. Trust me, i work with all 4 branches. Marines and army all wish theydve joined the af or navy.

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steel2 0

af and navy are lame sandwiches with sides of weak sauce

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conmanusmc 0

im in the marines and im perfectly fine with that. i didnt even think twice about it

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ibemad_fml 0

YDI for joining the military and being suicidal.

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dk2008 3

Joining the military doesn't make him suicidal, it just makes him courageous for laying down his life to protect your freedom.

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theanonimouse 0

i feel like a broken record, but no, they're not protecting your freedom. in fact, americans lost a lot of freedoms due mainly to this pointless war. but that's just anti-american of me to say, isn't it?

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dk2008 3

No, i feel it is pro-american to express your beliefs.

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