Miscellaneous: Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:35

Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.

phorest 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:31

The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.

Comments

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 January 2011 0:38

At least you didn't fall in acid like jack nicholson did (:

lemonlift 6

Monday 17 January 2011 0:50

at least you're a dude

Doortje 29

Monday 17 January 2011 0:58

Erm, no she's not: "by Anonymous (woman)".

Kurochrome 17

Monday 17 January 2011 0:59

Lemme guess, you used actual bleach on your hair? YDI for being stupid and thinking you could do it yourself.

sallen0046 4

Monday 17 January 2011 1:05

Why would you ever put bleach in your hair and not bother to watch it so that you could wash it out before it started turning funny colors? You've already damaged it, you need to carry yourself to a salon in a few days and get it dyed properly before you end up bald. Do-it-yourself kits are never a good idea unless you're extremely familiar with the process, which you obviously are not.

skanky 4

Monday 17 January 2011 8:55

bleaching normally turns your hair funny colors, that's what toner is for, it helps you achieve the desired shade after bleaching

guppy40000 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:22

ydi the world doesnt need anymore bleach blonde fake bitches. if you werent born with blonde hair, dying it isnt gonna make you a real blonde either, tough shit for you. props to the chicks with black and brown hair who dont dye it blonde. Your helping to make the world a better place.

dragonaair 5

Monday 17 January 2011 6:55

Who said she was going bleach blonde? If you have dark hair, you have to bleach it. She could of been dying her hair a lighter brown or something.

InBetweenDreams 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:31

I'm not a fan of dyed hair. It can get really expensive and time consuming because if you don't dye your roots every month it looks really ugly. Plus, I love my dark brown hair. (: Too many people are fake blonds. :/

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 17 January 2011 1:58

But you can still dye your hair with semi-permanent dye, which fades out so that your roots don't show, or you can still dye your hair a colour similar enough to yours so that your roots won't show, once again.

mona_is_here 10

Monday 17 January 2011 1:49

Show them a magic trick. Make the pencil disappear.

ctz65 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:58

To the OP -- you can put catsup/ketchup on your hair and it will get rid of some of the green. Swimmers do it all the time when their hair gets turned green from the chlorine in pools

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 17 January 2011 2:00

It's not that easy to tell unless a) their roots are obvious or b) it's an unnatural shade of blonde. Sandy coloured blondes or caramel/strawberry blondes are natural looking enough.