By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

Talk about irony...

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ScarletBloom 14

Smash the glass and retrieve your key. By the way, I really wonder why are you attracted to that "epic fail" lanyard? Doesn't it look stupid?

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mrahhhhh 21

Buy a Slim Jim; it more than makes up for the price the first time you have to use it. And no, I'm not talking about the beef jerky, because those Slim Jims suck. For beef jerky that makes up for it's price, see Jack Links.

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ikickgingers 15

Death by jerky... Mmm

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every1luvsboners 11

R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage. Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooohhhhhhhh, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

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ikickgingers 15

The madness is running wild!!

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Enigmax2514 7

You reap what you sow, so don't mess with the meaning of words and what they promise to bring into your life :p

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HeyImJuli 3

That was too deep for my teenage, "epic fail"-filled mind to comprehend.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Well at least you didn't lock yourself inside the car?

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ItsTheKing 10

At least the lanyard didn't lock itself in Op?

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googlefrewdnoob 0

It's funny that this isnt an XML, my mum did this and I broke into the car without damaging it, I was nine

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Fascinating. You deserve a lovely pat on the back.

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RebekahBrooke 9

:D irony! haha, that still sucks though.

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coltsrock37 15

he should have thought about it before he bought it.

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perdix 29

Kind of ironic, but it really was just a plain-vanilla FAIL. Now, if he locked the keys in the car, with the engine running, in gear and pointing at a day-care center, then you'd have an EPIC FAIL.

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