By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

Talk about irony...

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sayHellotomyKitt 0

YDI for getting the stupid thing... I'm so sick of people using those words... Very annoying.

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poopdodo1234 4

Then that quote was much needed. Ahaha I hope the locks smith, or who ever helps you looks at it and laugh ahah (I would)

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lebronsucks 3

Irony! Got to love it.

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rchl101 0

Aren't you supposed to like wear it around ur neck or something?

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thenewkid43 9

Owned by the fail.

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Sheh_fml 25

Fate - Now in the form of cheap jokes printed on lanyards.

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leadman1989 15

Self-fulfilling prophecy everybody loses or locks their keys at some point. As I've said before lock picking comes in handy. Still no? Ok grab the brick then.

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TooOldForDiss 4

Why would you buy that for your car keys? Were they sold out of "High speed head-on collision" and "I Jaws of Life!" lanyards?

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