Transportation: Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:31

Talk about irony...

kkmwong 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:34

Epic win for the lanyard.

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woo_morgan 0

Monday 26 September 2011 0:37

That's ironic..

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 26 September 2011 0:50

Sounds like it fits you perfectly ;D

NDiesal10 2

Monday 26 September 2011 0:51

I bet whoever had to get the keys out got a kick out of that!

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 26 September 2011 2:15

Is it just me or do you think the universe was trying to tell op something?

spackles_1919 6

Monday 26 September 2011 2:41

sometimes things like this must happen, i mean c'mon epic fail!!! and locking it in the car. it was gods will my friend

howsurlife 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:13

Something tells me you knew your future.

suicidalgeishas 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:54

Oh the irony...

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 26 September 2011 4:07

Epic fail.

ghashlycrumbs 8

Monday 26 September 2011 4:18

Try the tennis ball trick..?

43trauts 14

Monday 26 September 2011 4:26

Haha, the one of the Ads on the page was for a lock pick for cars! Ha! But no really you know your life sucks when a lanyard predicts your future.

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