By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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Same thing different taste

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wavesofblue 1

$20 isn't expensive...

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Rico255 0

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

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CovertMilitance 0

Get the update for FML app. You can change your picture within the app

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mfmylifesrsly 29

my friend once told me mascara was made of poop. don't know if it's true or not...

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fertie226 1

#38- I heard that too. made of bat poop?

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StitchedBear 0

I have the updated version. (: but I still can't figure out how to do it..? help meeee, please?

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rockyraccoon28 8

go to "More">"My Account"> "change picture"(bottom left corner)

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pieintheface 0

go to more - then go to my account - then tap change picture - then If you have an iPhone you can do camera and photo album, if not, and you have an iPod like me then you can only use photo album

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fmltiligothigh 0

20 bucks aint a lot

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substitutes 0

Go back to the store and make them smell it.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

guano? wouldn't there be something on the ingredients list that would = poop. scrolling down the bottle... directions... caution.... ah active ingredients: demineralized water, propylene glycol, sweet almond oil, human shit extract, dead sea salt. oh yeah it's in there.

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