By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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wavesofblue 1

$20 isn't expensive...

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Rico255 0

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

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slickrasta 1

this isn't a FML. You should have smelled it first? lol

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HunterAlpha1 8

i suppose it would be to much to ask for you to consider, i dunno, maybe taking it back to the store and telling them "this smell like shit"?

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the_pan1c 5

20 bucks isnt a huge amount, unless its like 20ml

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patfellover 0

Why not add to this and make a facial mask out of pure 100% shit too?

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gun6slinger9 9

oh wow 20 dollars is just soooo expensive. lots of skincare stuff smells bad but works...

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nevele11 0

Since when is $20 expensive? Even for a moisturizer? Cheap ass.

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sundayporch 2

No kidding. Mine cheapest moisturizer is 40 bucks.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Where do you people buy your moisturizers?! Mine is $8...

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emilyk123 0

wow! your stupid... return the nasty shit

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MidniteRainbow 0

38- Mascara is a cosmetic used to darken, colour, thicken, lengthen, or define eyelashes. Mascara comes in three forms: liquid, cake, and cream. It also comes in many formulas, tints, and colours. Mascara is available in tubes with wand applicators. Ingredients in mascara include water, wax thickeners, film-formers, and preservatives. Mascara brushes can be straight or curved, to curl eyelashes, with fine or thick bristles. Some mascara wands contain rayon or nylon fibers to lengthen eyelashes.

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