By smarty - 16/10/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML
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PaperShreds 0

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

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simon_w 0

Assuming it's a personal safe, just drop it on it's back corner. Door should pop open.

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kennythedude 3

Ok, first of all... How'd you lock it with the key inside? And why don't you have a spare? YDI.

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FarSide 22

I know I'm on pins and needles waiting to see what stupid thing you do next.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Now's the time to hire an international bank robber with all those fancy gadgets to pick locks, evade lasers, and steal diamonds, and have him bust open your store-bought safe.

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Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Before you start using a new type item, play around with it a little to get a feel as to how it works. Then you'll be able to use it much more effectively. You'll get an implicit understanding of it, and you'll be much less likely to do stupid stuff like locking its own keys inside it.

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shootingstar8D 0

shit! better try to open that shit with a heat laser or something??

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ooohlife 0

uhhh, how can you lock it with the keys inside?

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Taconeil 0

I lost the key to my safe once. I Googled the safe brand and looked on youtube and broke it open relatively easily. If you don't know how to do it, youtube it!

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