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By CrazzY88s - 06/06/2010 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By gaga - 22/05/2012 07:34 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By OperaLover - 12/09/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By exchange - 17/12/2009 05:00 - Ireland

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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My new house

By Anonymous - 22/01/2013 08:27 - New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Sorry mate, you're on your own

By LivingBroke - 21/08/2017 20:01

Today, I signed the lease for a flat that a mate and I decided to move into. About five minutes after leaving the renting agency, I received a text from my mate saying he couldn't move in with me after all. I am now the happy tenant of a large inner city flat that I can't afford. FML

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Blazikengirl 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:17

Call it the Luck o' the Irish.

RussianWolf 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:19

I wish I could buy an apartment over an Irish folk music store...

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FuckMyLife195 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:41

I love that music D:

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:41

you didn't notice when you visited the place? or if you didn't visit you really should visit before you buy, there are worse things it could have been near, such as a loud night club that shuts at 3am... at least the shop will shut at a reasonable time so you get some sleep. unless you work nights....

fartstar 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:43

I totally agree with 16. Invite the river dancers over and drink until you don't care. Stop being a panzy. If that doesn't work, buy a kick ass stereo and get some rap music.

NewSlang 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:44

And you didn't research or check before you actually bought it? Smart move there. -.-"

j3mm 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:45

Gotta face the music :)

gronkan 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:50

Win! I was just about to write the exact same thing :)

toregret 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:49

you really should have checked first.

kuntageous 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:55

ydi. have fun!

MetalmaidenDeth 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:56

That's ok because i just saved a ton of money by switching to geico. Oh sorry i thought we were stating things that were actually important. My bad.

lovesamystery 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:03

think about it, it could be worse?!?!

wyldecard 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:05

sorry op. but that's a pretty dumb move. ydi for not checking it out

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