By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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younggunz 0

she's gonna forget you in a second.... ydi

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JameeBilthuis 0

fake. who would do that and waste the money. you must really be a ******* loser wow

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yellow_snow 0

first off **** u for doing that. I had to go to 2 diffrent stores looking for plan b one time because they were out and seeing this makes me wonder if some dumb ass did the same thing as u. I wish I could slap the shit out of u.

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AnRom 0

FAKE!!! no one is that stupid or desperate.

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muffinmanyahurd 0

your life is a fistfull of fail. no one wants to **** you, because you do stupid shit like that. you could have used that money to buy a vibrator for your lonely ass.

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Galanothwolf 0

You wanted to prove to the cashier (who you don't know) that you were too ******* stupid to know what you were doing and need to kill your unborn child? The cashier won't care about you because you're not the only person who buys Plan B and you don't exactly think "oh wow, she needs to kill her unborn child, she must get around a lot" if anything he'd think you're a *****. Were you trying to get lucky with the cashier? That's a hella bad pickup move "hey, I need to kill my child so there's space for yours", or something like that. It wouldn't work so you basically just blew money to convince a random person that you're not completely disgusting, repulsive and that there still might be hope for fertilisation with you. Dumb ass.

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SPN_lover666 27

How cute, a male thinks he is smarter than women. Hey moron, Plan B won't work if you're already pregnant. It is a stronger dose of the birth control pill. Now sit down and shut the **** up since you're just showing the world that you're too ******* stupid to know the difference between the abortion pill and Plan B

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rosierosierosie 0

I'm curious about who actually said "FYL" lol

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