By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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LtHoward 0

Wow.. really? Why do you even want to "impress??" some guy you don't even know? A pointless waste of money.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

A better plan would be: -an assortment of flavored, vibrating, and variously ribbed condoms -that tingly lube -massage oil -whipped cream -chocolate, caramel, and marshmallow sauce -rope or scarves -sleep mask -Epsom salts, ibuprofen, and/or icy hot for the day after I limited my list to what you could find at my local Rite Aid or CVS. He'd be drooling by the time he handed you a receipt, and it might even be cheaper than Plan B!

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Thoureau 0

You, my good sir, win the Internet.

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blademaster23 0

either ur a lieing bitch or ur really hot!

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corme_fml 0

If you want to go out and have sex. DO IT. A woman not being able to find a guy to sleep with is a joke. I know that sounds incredibly harsh but it's true. Go to plentyoffish.com, post a profile and you will easily have hundreds of options in a week. OP pisses me off XO

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shhthppns 0

You're so stupid. that sht's expensive. if i had fifty bucks to blow on plan b id use it for something else. geeze.

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0mfgz 0

You do realize the you'll most likely never see them again in your life, right?

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ColdGold 6

You may be suffering from lack of sunlight. Otherwise, you probably would care what someone thinks.

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ReaganSmiles 0

that is the abortion pill! dont ever use it no matter what! ABORTION IS MURDER!

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turdburgers 0

....did you even read the FML? She was never pregnant. Of course, you seem like the type that would find an unpregnant woman to be a crime in the first place.

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xmagster 0

#164: Look, I get being anti abortion and all. I'm not judging on you, but seriously, you sound like a ******* retard when you yell about abortion being murder. >___> and btw, get your facts strait. They even say on commercials that it's non abortive...

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greeneye_fml 12

#164 You're an idiot. Plan B is not the abortion pill, thats RU-486 and you don't just buy that over the counter.

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Thisbe_fml 0

And it doesn't cause abortions; it only prevents eggs from implanting on the uterine wall. Which is why you have to take it immediately or it doesn't work.

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